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THE BEARDY SAILOR

I'm a sucker for beards and this illustration of a sailor with one by Nan Lawson is no exception.

MAGIC

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Can you just imagine how magical it would be to have your very own island? I just want to tumble down this hill. This secluded island is in Elliðaey, Iceland.

IT'S RAINING LUGGIES

So I don't know what it is about the guys here in New York but they all seem to have a some kind of serious bronchial disease. I am constantly dodging luggies as I walk down the street or jumping over the snot ponds that the men here love to create. Now don't get me wrong I'm not saying I have never spit before, but there's a line that is crossed when I have to physically move out of the way to not get hit by a huge green snot rocket several times a day. Once after a lovely gentlemen that nearly doused me with his spit wad said and I quote, "Oh sh*#! That wasn't meant for you, but I'd like to take you out for lunch to make up for it!?" To which I responded, "Screw you and your never ending sinus problem."

To all the men in the city I'm here to tell you - Real Men Use Tissue!! (note the manly man pictured above)

LET THEM EAT CAKE

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How adorable is this cake. I can't wait for a friend to have a birthday, so I can give something like this to them. Yum!

Hollywood actress Adriana Lima's most beautiful photoes

adriana lima may not have wanted to be a supermodel when she was growing up, but lo and behold, she's strutting her stuff for magazines and fashion shows seen by millions. Paris, Milan and New York are very different from her hometown of Salvador da Bahia, Brazil, but adriana lima, with her diamond eyes, seems to take it all in stride -- besides, her worldwide travels are great excuses to shop.

JOKESTER

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"I've tried this online dating thing, and it's so weird. The worst thing about online dating is everybody puts the same hobbies down. You know what the most popular hobby in New York City is? Hiking and biking. We live in New York -- where the f**k do you hike? Are you, like, rappelling down the side of your building in the morning?"

By Veronica Mosey